My Life Has Been Turned Upside Down

You wouldn't believe what I've been thru the past two months or so. First let me say sorry for neglecting you, but I didn't really have any choice. I probably won't even be able to update you on everything in only one post. We'll see.
Hmmm....So where do we begin? Well, I don't guess you've heard that I've moved. Yes, I moved from College Station to San Antonio, where I'm originally from. I don't think I've mentioned it before, but I'm not too fond of car rides and this one wasn't much better. I don't think Crystal ever forgave me for that big incident at the apartment. Goodness, pee on her bed just two times and you're never trusted again. Now guess where I sleep. No, not in a warm cozy bed inside the house, LIKE THE DOG, but outside...in the chilly night air. Now I have the pleasure of the sniffles every night as I try to go to sleep. Now don't get me wrong. I do like the outside. I like to go on little adventures, catch bugs, tease dogs, and climb trees, but these winter nights outside are cold and lonely.
I've already mentioned the dog, so I must tell you more of that story. They call her Angel. HAH! That's a joke! And they let that dirty, stinky dog stay inside while a clean, beautiful, sophisticated cat like myself has to stay outside. It's crazy really. I used to let Angel chase me off and up trees, but I had enough of that. I decided I would be the one in charge. So after she got a few minor lashings from me she backed off a little bit. Now, as the kind hearted cat that I am, I decided to try to be friends with the mutt. She makes it very difficult though, and she STILL wont stop barking in my ear. She doesn't do it ALL the time, but she does it often, and it's really annoying.
Well, I'm tired so I'm off to my cozy spot in the dirt. But I'll tell you more of what's happened later.

Excitement In A Little Kitten's Life

Where do I even begin? There has been some excitement and turmoil in the apartment lately. You may or may not already know that I've been pretty upset with Crystal lately. Yes, I'm still being neglected. I decided I would get back at her in a couple of ways the past few days. When she wasn't looking, instead of doing my business in that stupid box, I decided I would feel better if I did it right on her bed. Yup. On her nice bed spread. That'll teach her... So I thought. Soon that day she discovered my little surprise. Apparently she didn't like it (as I hoped), and that's when the abuse all started. She was so angry she grabbed me and hung me upside down over the bed, switching back and forth between shaking me and shoving my nose into my gift. I was afraid for my life! She stressed me out so much I swear I shed half my fur! I was NOT happy with the way she handled the situation. I hid for a while after that, but was steaming with anger. She quickly changed her bed spread and sheets, as I came up with another idea. As soon as she finished changing her sheets, making her bed and finally calming down a little bit I waited for the perfect opportunity to show her she couldn't abuse me like that. She was gone long enough for me to jump on the bed and make a nice little wet spot dead center in the middle of her bed. When I was done I hid under the bed so she couldn't abuse me again. It wasn't long after that she saw it and started on a rampage again. She came after me under the bed! She crawled under there and pulled me out by my back legs! I think she broke something! I'm still sore! Can cats sue?...... Get back to me on that one. Well that's not the end. She was very rough with me as she threw me outside into the cold. I was out there all day. It was a sad sad day. She let me in that night, although we were still angry at each other. I knew she had a final the next day so I thought it would be the perfect time to wake her up extra early demanding my breakfast. I was going to have the last laugh.

Freaky

You know what's really freaky? Plastic bags. UHG. Gives me chills just thinking about it. Am I alone on this one??

By the way, if there are any sweet little girl kittens out there....I AM single and interested. *wink wink*

Another Day, Another Nap

You know what I love to do? Freak Crystal out. I sit and stare at her occasionally, and it freaks her out every time. Is that mean?

Neglected

Well, there isn't a whole lot to say today. But I DO want to say- Crystal, I don't appreciate your comment. You can be so insensitive. That's all I have to say on that topic.
Today has been a pretty boring day. Crystal has been neglecting me as she's been consumed with finals right now and who knows what else. I tried attacking random spots on the walls for a while to entertain myself, but that got old fast. I ran a few laps around the apartment to try to minimize my belly as I've noticed it dragging a bit more lately. I think it's because of the cheap food Crystal gets me. I took several naps in some of my favorite places, and gazed out the window at some boys playing basketball, longing for more friends. They looked like they were having so much fun. I also saw a squirl. Oh how I wished to be outside at that moment.
I better get going. It's nap time.

ITS ME! Aren't I cute? 

The inner workings of a kitten

Hello whole wide world! I figured this would be the perfect place to get some release, and you would be the perfect person to talk to. Being a kitten and spending most of my life inside a small two bedroom apartment (one room I'm not even allowed in), it's hard to find anyone who understands me. I get kind of lonely and I only have a few friends. So my hopes are to find more friends and relieve some stress through journal writing.
To tell you more about myself: I'm about 18 months old, I'm black on top and white on bottom, I love to stay clean, but I still stink sometimes. My favorite past time is napping, but eating is a close second. The best way to nap is while cuddling, so I make that a habit. Sometimes I watch tv, and I listen to whatever music Crystal (my roomate) listens to. I talk a lot and purr even more than that. I get really frisky at night and like to wake up Crystal when she least expects it.
So that's a pretty good overall about me. I better go for now because I still have to bathe myself before I take my nap.
Can't wait to talk to you again!